"Song? Sing? I am not a good singer. I sing when I am happy! Or when I want to irritate people."
"Can you dance then?"
"You mean salsa, samba, tango, bharatnatyam?...Uhhh no, I am more of a crazy bhangra-disco kind of dancer."
"Are you smarter than a 5th grader?"
"Ummm...I think I am smart, but 5th grade was a long time ago, I think I must have forgotten most of the stuff. Forget school, I don't even remember half the things I studied in college!"
"Are you ready to answer some embarrassing questions and speak the truth?"
"I am not sure I am ready to disclose my secrets in front of all these people!"
"Are you funny? Tell us a joke."
"Uhhh ok..There was one elephant and an ant..."
"Ohh forget it! We are sick of elephant-ant jokes! Are you a millionaire? Are you ready to fall in love on a reality show?"
"I am still some zeroes away from being a millionaire...Love on a reality show; that's probably the most depressing thing I have heard. And I am not that desperate!"
"No, no, no!! What the hell are you doing here? Why are you wasting our time?"
"What do you mean?? Did I give you the right to turn my life into a reality show? Who asked you to sit there and judge me!! "