Saturday, October 18, 2008

Wanted

JOB TITLE: God

SUMMARY

Responsible for all activities on Earth. Provide advice, assistance and follow-up on policies, procedures. Coordinate the resolution of specific policy-related and procedural problems and prayers.

PRIMARY RESPONSIBILITIES

  • Responsible for all human/non-human resource activities to include birth, happiness, suffering, death of all species.
  • Develop and maintain relationship with all incarnations and forms of self.
  • Prepare and maintain historical data of activities performed by all species on earth.
  • Analyze data and provide recommendations on allowing access to heaven or condemn to hell.
  • Other duties as assigned.

KNOWLEDGE AND SKILL REQUIREMENTS

  • Behavioral Attributes: omniscience, omnipotence, omnipresence, perfect goodness, divine simplicity, and eternal and necessary existence
  • Strong interpersonal and communication skills.
  • Knowledge of multiple human/non-human resource disciplines.
  • Visibility requires maintaining a professional, calm and soothing appearance and providing a positive image to the public.

WORKING CONDITIONS

  • Working conditions are extreme. Work may require evening and weekend work from the date of joining to eternity.


P.S: What made God accept this job??

Forgive me God, if this post is blasphemous. I hope that You have a sense of humor. Or at least are forgiving enough to ignore my extremely bad sense of humor.

4 comments:

rajarajeshwari said...

LOL!! Nice post

sakhi said...

LOL!! Good one!!And i really didnt feel it was blasphemous at all.. :)

kowthas said...

Very creative. Loved it. :)

Rambler said...

@rajarajeshwari,@sakhi,@kowthas
Thanx :-)

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